There an ancient Man called Frankie Pound,
Who's the oldest Milkman on the Round.
He's become a father at 78
A feat I'm sure you'll appreciate,
And at 86 a few doors down.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: That Comedy Character of Yesteryear: The Amorous Milkman.
- Category: Humor
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A fun read that made me smile. Lovely
Never attempted Limericks before.
Thank you for Reading.
Randy Frankie - remember him well....often wondered...
Yes : Remembering Dear Benny Hill and 'Ernie'.
Glad you enjoyed it.
..... Wondered why our milk was always delivered late.....
It's got to the point when the Milkman would say: 'Not today thank you' instead of the Lady.
Had trouble getting out of bed this morning (it's now 8.30 am) - too cold.
Which reminds me, here's an addition to your milkman limerick collection:
Now there was this ‘ere milkman name of Fred
Who ‘ad much trouble getting out of bed.
His job was an early call,
He just wasn’t on the ball;
He was on top of Missis Jones instead.
Jones? Reminded of Rupert Rigsby.
Thanks for the prompt. Had to look him up. I sometimes like those old uncomplicated and corny British comedies, such as Steptoe.....(appalling taste when I'm in the mood) Missed out on Rising Damp - IView claims a whole season.....
Very nicely done, enjoyed the read
Thank you.
You are very welcome
Indeed! That reputation goes before him🕊️🙏🏻
As always, thanks for Reading.
Jones?: Reminded of Rupert Rigsby.
Lol. I get it.
As did the Milkman. Thanks for Reading.
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