Excremental

Doggerel Dave


Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
I do return sometimes... occasionally...

Shit stirrer labeled am I; this a slur -

Stirring shit is only possible where

There happens to be shit to stir.

But I do not speak of my derriere,

Which is awarded a wipe, not a stir.

Term ‘shit’ would be favoured by poets here;

A metaphor is loved, and they prefer.

Refers to ideas long dead but ne’er

Properly demolished, made disappear.

And so I undertake to stir and stare

Them back into history’s long gone year.

 

  • Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 4th, 2025 21:07
  • Comment from author about the poem: Megalomaniacal you think? Disordered rhyming; the topic is rare, the precedents few and rhyming and stirring are a little like patting one’s head and rubbing one’s stomach…
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  • arqios

    Paddling through the filth we to navigate through to get to the other side is the only stirring most people need to be bothered by.



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