Escape from.....

orchidee

Escape from..... Alcatraz?

Well, I am 'The Birdman', so I say!

 

Escape from.... my inane monologues

My droning on, waffling, rambling?

Escape from reading my nonsense?

Nope, cos you're reading it now! heehee

 

Fido says to me

I wish you'd stop making poets waste

20 seconds of their life reading this stuff

If lots read them, that's a lot of 20 seconds

It only takes 3 poets to read this

For a whole minute to be wasted! LOL.

 

And he says to me

How's the thinking going?

Not too much of it now

You know it's dangerous!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 7th, 2025 11:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: It's bonkers! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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  • sorenbarrett

    Lots of time to do thinking in Alcatraz, its closed but our good buddy Donald the king wanted to make a holding camp for illegals. Instead he now favors a camp in the Everglades surrounded by swamp of alligators and snakes instead of sharks. Your calculations seem correct but being a slow reader and dim in wit I reread your poems several times and then write a comment so you have to give me five minutes not twenty seconds. Good write Orchi

    • orchidee

      I don't see a lot of films really.
      This has to stop, Fido says to me - me causing people to waste FIVE minutes on my rubbish! lol.

    • Cheeky Missy

      Thanks to you and only you, any time I chance to see a notification regarding Katy Price, I think of you. Thank you for sharing.

      • orchidee

        Thank you CM. lol. Argh - I'm giving her even more publicity by mentioning her. She's already on TV, in newspapers, in magazines, on the radio, etc, every minute of the day and night.



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