Escape from..... Alcatraz?
Well, I am 'The Birdman', so I say!
Escape from.... my inane monologues
My droning on, waffling, rambling?
Escape from reading my nonsense?
Nope, cos you're reading it now! heehee
Fido says to me
I wish you'd stop making poets waste
20 seconds of their life reading this stuff
If lots read them, that's a lot of 20 seconds
It only takes 3 poets to read this
For a whole minute to be wasted! LOL.
And he says to me
How's the thinking going?
Not too much of it now
You know it's dangerous!
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: It's bonkers! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments2
Lots of time to do thinking in Alcatraz, its closed but our good buddy Donald the king wanted to make a holding camp for illegals. Instead he now favors a camp in the Everglades surrounded by swamp of alligators and snakes instead of sharks. Your calculations seem correct but being a slow reader and dim in wit I reread your poems several times and then write a comment so you have to give me five minutes not twenty seconds. Good write Orchi
I don't see a lot of films really.
This has to stop, Fido says to me - me causing people to waste FIVE minutes on my rubbish! lol.
Thanks to you and only you, any time I chance to see a notification regarding Katy Price, I think of you. Thank you for sharing.
Thank you CM. lol. Argh - I'm giving her even more publicity by mentioning her. She's already on TV, in newspapers, in magazines, on the radio, etc, every minute of the day and night.
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