Nothing....

orchidee

And now a fantastic poem

Super, marvellous, top class

Entitled 'Nothing'

 

Well, here it is - just a sample for you

As there are 4,583 verses to it

But they're all similar

So you'll get a taste of the poem

If I just post verse 1 for ya here

 

Verse 1

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See- if ya get writers block

Ya can always do a 'nothing' poem

And ya can vary it - for example, title it:

'Not much at all'

'Nothing whatsoever'

'Not a lot to say'

 

Woof! Says Fido to me

When will this rubbish stop? Heehee

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 15th, 2025 02:20
  • Comment from author about the poem: The category is 'sad' really - in the sense of boring, inane, etc. lol. if there was verify for 'boring poems excluded' I would never get on here (well, sometimes not get on here). heehee.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 32
  • Users favorite of this poem: Damaso, Tristan Robert Lange, GenXer Shamrocker ☘️
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  • orchidee

    This might be so boring for ya, that you might reply 'Ohh *&£€^&^%$"!^*!!'

    • arqios

      Ohh, O… not so😃

    • sorenbarrett

      Orchi I took all those to be swear words and wondered why this was not labeled +18 I think that is why Fido was barking. Fun read Orchi

      • orchidee

        Thank you SB. lol.

      • Poetic Licence

        Fido's language is getting ever increasingly frustrated, enjoyed the read

        • orchidee

          Thank you PL. lol.

          • Poetic Licence

            You are very welcome

            • orchidee

              This is 'much ado about nothing' as Shakespeare said!

            • Damaso

              Wow, you had my full attention until I crashed it like a toy car into Lego bricks and laughed. Fascinating. I loved reading it. Thanks for sharing. Best regards.

              • orchidee

                Thank you D. lol.

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                Pure literary genius! I laughed so hard I nearly choked on all 4,583 verses! 😂 This one hits peak Orchi: abstract expressionism meets Fido’s existential crisis. Brilliantly "boring" in all the best ways. 🌹👏 I almost didn't push the fave button, but oi be, Wan Ken made me do it. How? Don't ask! 🤣

                • orchidee

                  The thing is - this might be a \'repeat\' poem. But how can one tell if it\'s a repeat? lol.

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    Well for sure, if you tell! LOL!

                    • orchidee

                      Lol.

                    • Tony36

                      Excellent write

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you T.

                        • Tony36

                          You're welcome

                        • Goldfinch60

                          • orchidee

                            No comment on a 'nothing' poem?! lol.

                          • GenXer Shamrocker ☘️

                            lol 😂 good friend writers block is. A nuisance lol 😂 now I know to write nothing

                            • orchidee

                              Thank you GS. lol. What's this 'excuse' of a poem doing here?! lol.



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