5 Months

orchidee

Argh! Not 5 months to go

Will they seem like 5 short months?

Before the certain day, the certain season

 

If we think that way

It may seem to be always, or nearly always, Ch.....

Now I can't say the word, of course

Only in December

Or else Goldfinch will shoot me!

 

There's this gal, Carol

She only appears in December each year

Well, maybe early January too

Do ya know her?

And what's her surname?!

 

Oh, go away fat beardy bloke

In a red costume and welly boots

You always ruin the lounge

Fill it full of soot

When ya comes down the chimney

I'll keep a fire burning all night

That'll put the wind up ya! LOL

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 25th, 2025 02:10
  • Comment from author about the poem: That'll teach Santa not to come down the chimney!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 2
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  • Poetic Licence

    Is this the official start to the countdown to Christmas!! Enjoyed the read



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