Argh! Not 5 months to go
Will they seem like 5 short months?
Before the certain day, the certain season
If we think that way
It may seem to be always, or nearly always, Ch.....
Now I can't say the word, of course
Only in December
Or else Goldfinch will shoot me!
There's this gal, Carol
She only appears in December each year
Well, maybe early January too
Do ya know her?
And what's her surname?!
Oh, go away fat beardy bloke
In a red costume and welly boots
You always ruin the lounge
Fill it full of soot
When ya comes down the chimney
I'll keep a fire burning all night
That'll put the wind up ya! LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Published: July 25th, 2025 02:10
- Comment from author about the poem: That'll teach Santa not to come down the chimney!
- Category: Humor
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Comments1
Is this the official start to the countdown to Christmas!! Enjoyed the read
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