It IS a heavy loofah mat, after all....and writing this sonnet decided it, to the enormous joy of the kittens.
I Guess Yah, Whatever
(sonnet #MMMMMMMMMCCDLX)
Res'rrect the body lotion from ah, whence?
Its new nest 'neath the bath mat, that detail
So thick I never noticed til t'avail
He found it, logic's triumph his defense;
And guess the bottles won't perch on from hence
The tub's edge lest they fall is't? Come, I fail
At seeing the problem with those toys. If they'll
Have fun with bumping all down, what's pretense?
I guess the thought of what precisely? Were
There lo, a better place, perhaps I'll do
It and remove the bottles. Put them fer
All that right back in place, and how the two
Go crazy, bouncing off the walls in tour
With Peter pulling somersaults...it's true.
23Jul25a
With a kitten literally pulling somersaults for joy, what else are you looking at, eh?
Just Do Not Look At Me
(sonnet #MMMMMMMMMCCDLXI)
Put process Swiss 'gain on our eggs t'avail,
And Peter tries to lick the whole bit thence
Off mine, my yoghurt too his, fr'intents,
And he's so cute. Besides, oh, that detail
Of "cat toy on a stick" was stupid, they'll
Assure you, so I wedged it in what hence?
The cat towr, to learn they'll destroy it, whence
I guess they did not like that toy for bail.
The box with toys oped, Tigger fished in tour
Yes, through the trash, yeah, pulled out tissues to
Put on the floor, and treated those toys fer
All that like stuff they quite disdain. I do
Not think that cool subscription will endure
For us. O LORD, redeem us. We need You.
23Jul25b
The glasses are the huge '80's kind and looked too funny on Tigger.
Have You Ever Seen A Kitten in Glasses?
(sonnet #MMMMMMMMMCCDLXII)
I guess they like this dry food for intents,
And oh yes, watched the maint'nance man in frail
Reply, like that was what? Of int'rest? They'll
Prove thus they're BORED?! I hope not. Where's defense?
Oh! Having bought the flick Charade, what hence?
But sans subtitles, we'll watch it t'avail
On YouTube, so we know what's said to scale,
And it's the kitten's naptime, swears pretense.
First craft us each a cold cuts sandwich fer
Our late lunch, corned beef crumbles Swiss tops to
Effect for me, ham with the Swiss in tour
For him, and spinich smoothies later too,
Ere I go off to nap 'fore work. Bestir
Yes, Tigger, to play with my glasses 'new.
23Jul25c
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As I said in yesterday's poem I have had cats but I have never seen one in glasses. And as the first poem states whatever. Another fun set of reads
Peter just wants to be a modern man and smell good, enjoyed the reads
Hahaha!!! I'll believe that, seriously! Thank you so very much! Albeit I'm not, NOT opening either bottle to assist his endeavours. He'll need to attain more cleverness, but don't tempt him unduly, please. Thank you again so very much!
You are very welcome
Love it
Yay! Thank you!
You're welcome
Missy, your sonnets always feel like a peek into a tender moment...faith, fur, and all the tiny joys that fill a home. I love how the kittens (as they always do) seem to be part of the rhythm itself. Kittens are the best, are they not? Oh, I love dogs and all animals too...but we have two cats and I love them both. Anywho, from one cat lover to the other, great job, my friend. 🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Diary pages wouldn't be called that if they weren't glimpses into those more delicate moments. There's something about felines which only lovers of the same seem to realize, although like yourself, I also love canines. It's just that there's a prevalence of dogs, and, in my area anyway, a critical lack of favour for cats, as everyone oddly howls about how all kittens and cats MUST BE [neutered/spayed] IMMEDIATELY!!!, like, why???!! Thank you again for your kindness and sweetness, and for commenting so kindly.
I fully concur! You are so very welcome, my dear friend. Have a great day!
Like it says on the label .. Wow, just wow .. Enjoyed .. n truly .. Neville
Yay!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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