Pink Elephants

Kevin Hulme

In my days of youth I often planned 

To drink whatever was close at hand.

But the Night I knew I'd gone to far

Was when returning from the Bar,

People were stepping upon my Hands.

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 30th, 2025 18:23
  • Comment from author about the poem: For the Record: My days of wearing a Lampshade are long gone.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 30
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy, Thomas W Case
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  • sorenbarrett

    A fun and humorous write that brought a smile

    • Kevin Hulme

      Thank you. Appreciate you Reading this.

      • sorenbarrett

        You are most welcome

      • Tony36

        Love it

        • Kevin Hulme

          As always Tony : Thanks.

          • Tony36

            You're welcome

          • arqios

            ...those indeed were the days!🕊️🙏🏻

            • Kevin Hulme

              Don't miss the Revolving Bed at all .
              Thanks for Reading.

            • Poetic Licence

              Memories of days gone by, very entertaining, enjoyed

              • Kevin Hulme

                Thank you. Don't miss the Mt Rushmore Headaches at all .

                • Poetic Licence

                  You are very welcome

                • Thomas W Case

                  Excellent. I remember those days well.

                  • Kevin Hulme

                    Thank you for Reading and the Fav.

                  • Keeter C

                    Ha!!!!

                    • Kevin Hulme

                      Thank you for Reading.

                    • NafisaSB

                      at least you survived to tell the tale - bravo..



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