Requiem for a Second Rate

Kevin Hulme

The Unfunny Comedian Benny Bird 

Died last week and today interred.

The Vicar told a few of his Jokes 

In tribute of sorts for the gathered Folks,

With a Respectful Silence being Observed. 

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 2nd, 2025 18:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: All Water Squirting Bouquets weren't welcome.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 18
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  • sorenbarrett

    A fun read. Were the visitors' dressed in off color?

    • Kevin Hulme

      Very Off Colour; as was the Language towards him.

      • sorenbarrett

        I'm sure there is a joke there somewhere

      • Thomas W Case

        Superb

        • Kevin Hulme

          Thank you.
          As the Coffin came into the Church, you'd never heard so many ' Raspberries' blown in your life.



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