Dangerous

orchidee

With that title, there's a risk

Of it being an 18+ sounding poem

But no, it's in the 'Humor' or 'Nuttiness' category!

 

C'mon now, this has got to stop

There's too much of it going on

Though some of it may only require

One brain cell - as it does for me!

 

And there's just too much of

Being 'intelligent' or 'wise'

We can't have all these wise folk swanning around

Though they say to me (awww!)

'Since when were you intelligent?'

It can be very dangerous you know

If it goes on

Though I understand it goes on 24/7

Day - and even night!

 

Woof! Tell us what it is, says Fido

Though of course he already knows what it is....

Thinking!! Heehee

 

KP says 'Stop thinking

And join The Botox Club'!

A descent into madness. LOL

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 4th, 2025 02:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: Argh! Something KP and I actually agree on?! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 26
  • Users favorite of this poem: Demar Desu, Cheeky Missy, Friendship
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  • Demar Desu

    Great poem… I say we put the thinking down and pick the drinking up

    • orchidee

      Thank you D. lol.

    • sorenbarrett

      In that survival is often dependent upon instinct and reflex I would have to agree thinking may be dangerous indeed. Another fun read Orchi

      • orchidee

        Thank you SB. lol.

        • sorenbarrett

          Most welcome Orchi

        • Cheeky Missy

          Okay, you riot.

          • orchidee

            Thank you CM. lol.

          • Neville


            If you were a bigger hoot than you are, then you would be an owl and not just a funny furry ferret or something ..

            • orchidee

              Thank you N. lol. I saw some owls recently, plus a kookaburra. The kooka/cuckoo part applies to me, as in Cloud cuckoo Land. lol.

            • Poetic Licence

              For some thinking is a very dangerous operation for us all, entertaining and humourous read

              • orchidee

                Thank you PL. lol. Now it's got me thinking again about this 'humourous/humorous' business. Me spellchecker here in UK don't like the first spelling of it! Too many 'u's?

                • Poetic Licence

                  You are very welcome

                • Jerry Reynolds

                  I agree with Neville. You are a real Hoot.

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you Hoot, erm Jerry. lol.

                  • Friendship

                    I enjoy your read.

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you F. lol.

                    • Friendship



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