My neighbour has
A little doggie
It goes bow
Bow wow.
All through
The fucking night
Cant get no sleep
No how.
I wish it would be quiet
Its barking is a curse
If it starts again
Tonight
I will put my foot up
Its fucking arse.
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Author:
nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: just a bit of fun
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
Lol
thanking you, I just fancied a bit of humour
Blame the owners, not the pets?! lol.
maybe
Fun but a barking dog is no fun. Written in poetic humor style it also makes a point
thanking you
Most welcome
Here is a sharp, darkly funny burst of sleepless frustration, using the singsong rhythm of a nursery rhyme to heighten the sting of its blunt language. Its playful structure makes the exasperation even more vivid, turning an everyday annoyance into a stomping, almost theatrical vent and beneath the humour sits the very real weariness of someone pushed to the edge by a small but relentless disruption.
kind comments, thanking you and appreciated
Most welcome, friend🙏🏻
Oh yes! Get that owner
agreed, many thanks for reading, much appreciated
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