A rant by KP

What's all this rubbish, Orchi? says KP

And when ya gonna stop berating me?

Ya knew ya wanted to marry

Even though ya blamed me for hiding the water from your tipple

And ya said ya got tipsy, and said to me ,'I do' 

Or 'I will' - marry me, that is!

This can't go on, she says

People actually liking, and laughing at ya mad tales

That ya puts in ya poems

At my expense

Poems, ya calls them? Huh!

And that Fido's a real pest

I wish you'd stop swapping our dinners over

Giving him roast dinners

While chucking me his bones

And keeping me in his kennel

Ya won't see me much in person

Though I'll never leave ya

Though ya say I hang around like a bad smell

You're 'orrible to me, I know

But you'll still see me

In newspapers, on TV, in magazines, on posters

Everywhere I can be, in fact

I'll be like a plague of flies to ya

Always buzzin' around!

Well, ya knows my motto by now:

'Me, me, me. always and forever!'

No change there then!