Fusion - Nooooo!

orchidee

Ask me to contribute to Fusioned Poems?

Nooooo! Don't ask me

I've nothing against them, mind you

It's just that I'm bound to muck them up

 

You know, posting some daft verse

Totally irrelevant and off-theme

And using 20 words when 5 will do

All because - 

 I got nothing to say really

I'm bound to ruin the thread of the poems

You can rely on me for that! Heehee.

 

Note to self: Well, why look up the Fusioned Poems

In the first place then?! LOL.

 

Don't invite me if you're humourless

Or - Invite me anyway

And Fido might post something sensible

Though that ole KP gal might do too

She gets in everywhere! LOL

Hush! KP. I said 'ole', not 'old!'

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 30th, 2025 10:15
  • Comment from author about the poem: More daftness!
  • Category: Humor
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  • Cheeky Missy

    I had no luck when going out on a branch to start a fusion poem too many years ago here whence I'll not bother you in that regard. You're too fun.

    • orchidee

      Thank you CM. I put my big foot in it by posting some humour on a humourless fusion poem. Doh!

    • sorenbarrett

      I know what you mean Orchi I have contributed to a few with threads of burlap when it should have been silk changed paisley to plaid and the whole thing came out bad. Fun read my friend

      • orchidee

        Thank you SB. lol.

        • sorenbarrett

          Most welcome Orchi

        • Bella Shepard

          I thought fusion was nuclear, got to broden my horizens. I get what you're saying, I know it's hard enough for me to think as one person following a thread, I'd probably unravel the whole tapestry lol. Happy Saturday my friend!

          • orchidee

            Thank you B. There's 'frisson' too, dunno wot it is exactly! Yep, we might out big foot in it, mess up fusioned poems. lol. Fido knows what to write though.

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            A fusion of this,
            Atomic fission of that,
            Popeye sat stoned in bliss,
            After eating spinach, green he …erm…💩

            Hehehe 🤭

          • James Michael

            Fused in cyber space nonsense. Is that five words or four? Humouur is needed. Thanks G.P.D.!

            • orchidee

              Thank you JM. lol.

            • Tom Dylan

              I know what you mean. I would be the same. I would worry that I would be going off on a random tangent! A fine write. 😀

              • orchidee

                Thank you T. But I do contribute utter rubbish to them sometimes - some nutty verse, if I've nothing to say really. lol.



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