Driving Offence

Tom Dylan


Notice of absence from Tom Dylan
Sorry if there is a delay in responses. Sometimes life gets in the way. As John Lennon said, life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

F*** she yelled at the tail-backed traffic,

red light illuminating her angry features,

I don’t believe this s***!

 

Look at him, look at the p**** pushing in!

If he thinks he can cut me up,

he’s got another thing coming!

 

I knew that t*** in the flash car

would do that! Get in the right lane!

I clung on to the door handle tightly

as she swerved and swore her way through

the rush-hour traffic.

 

Finally I’d had enough. I had to say something.

 

C****! I said.

What did you say?

She asked, eyes wide in shock.

 

I don’t think anyone had ever spoken to her like that before.

I smiled and repeated myself.

Chill!

 

  • Author: Tom Dylan (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 2nd, 2025 02:29
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  • orchidee

    A bad hair day?! heehee.

    • Tom Dylan

      Inspired by a lift from the worst driver I have ever seen. Thanks Orchi.

    • orchidee

    • sorenbarrett

      Road rage rolls rapidly round regular routes. A poem quite identifiable in a world too much in a hurry. Nicely done

      • Tom Dylan

        That's exactly it, Soren. I tried to capture the angry driving in a poem. Thanks as always for your comments.

        • sorenbarrett

          You are most welcome

        • Doggerel Dave

          Do they still do those parachute jumping courses which provided much instruction on how to land?

          Go man, go - and hope she hasn't locked the doors from the inside................

          • Tom Dylan

            Haha, yes, rolling from a speeding vehicle! Like something from a Bond film. πŸ™‚

            • Doggerel Dave

              Save yourself to write another poem....

            • Kevin Hulme

              That was some Driving Test. Did she Pass at all!

              • Tom Dylan

                Honestly, it was the worst driving I have ever experienced!

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                Tom, this cracked me up. The chaos of traffic and swearing builds so tense…and then that punchline just drops it all. Perfect. πŸŒΉπŸ–€πŸ™πŸ•―οΈπŸ¦β€β¬›

                • Tom Dylan

                  Thanks a lot for your comments, Tristan. Really appreciated. πŸ˜€

                • Goldfinch60

                  Chill indeed, there are so many bad drivers out there nowadays Tom.

                  Andy

                  • Tom Dylan

                    Honestly, Andy. It was like we were in a car chase! πŸ˜€



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