Woof! Fido says to me
Writing so-called 'poems' of trivia
Utter nonsense
Just rambling on -
Saying 50 words now when 5 will do
What happened to using 20 words when 5 will do?
Though there's no change there for you, then!
And will you stop contributing
Under false pretences
Writing neither poem nor haiku
Nor senryu nor wotsits, or whatever!
I'll make no bones about it, he says to me -
No use you pretending to be a professional poet
And making out ya know
What iambic pentameters are
And all that stuff!
I, of course, Fido humbly says
Know 99% of everything
Though I don't brag about it!
Heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Yes, certainly Fido - he who must be obeyed! LOL.
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Another entertaining write Orchi. Keep em coming.
Thank you SB. lol.
Most welcome Orchi
If Fido is not making any more bones, what about all the other hounds in the area? You've gotta get this one sorted, orchi. You supply the bones for Fido, not force him to make his own. That's the way it's done in the normal world.
Is that one of Fido\'s friends in your pic? lol.
Personally I prefer paper over posturing while posting. Man that’s a lot of Ps! Another relatable rant.
P-P-Pleased you dropped in JM.
Does Fido like spinach? 🤮🤪 Me suggests you feed 'im bones! 🦴
Thank you T. lol. Oh no, he can't have spinach, cos.... don't answer that! lol.
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