How is it....?

orchidee

How is it, KP asks me

That ya never seem much

To decrypt any cryptic poems

But that ya must offer

Some inane, or insane comment?

 

I know it's difficult for ya

Thinking, that is

And that it gives ya a headache

To use ya 3 brain cells

For more than 30 seconds!

 

Just for that, KP

A special treat for ya for dinner

A double helping of sewage

Fido and I are having a roast of course

And I'll punish ya

Make ya watch a month of 'Neighbours'

Though that's going too far, even for me!

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 9th, 2025 11:05
  • Comment from author about the poem: It's a happy and mad marriage! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 28
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  • Bella Shepard

    Uh-oh, sounds like trouble in paradise. Wishing you two the best of luck in this mad marriage Great chuckle!

    • orchidee

      Thanks B. lol. Much more of this and I'll be believing it's all true. lol.

    • sorenbarrett

      Yea Orchi I think they made that a human rights violation. Fun read my friend

      • orchidee

        Thank you SB. I blame you if KP asks me why it's sewage for dinner - your recipe ideas in your poems. lol.

        • sorenbarrett

          You are welcome Orchi just don't tell the United Nations

        • arqios

          So blessed! 🕊️🙏🏻

          • orchidee

            Thank you A. lol.

            • arqios

              Most welcome.🕊️🙏

            • Doggerel Dave

              Only a month? When Aussi Culture has been so successfully exported and displayed to the world who is you to deny? I mean where would the world be without "No Worries"?

              • orchidee

                Thank you D. You can change it to probably an even worse UK programme - Eastenders. Then the poem would read 'for one day' not a month. If you think Eastenders characters are typical of the UK, you would never come to the UK - miserable, moaning, murdering, old trouts, etc. Even E.T. couldn't bear it - he went home. lol.

                • Doggerel Dave

                  Nah - don't now nuttin about Eastenders the TV prog. East end of London is where I came from - why would I want to see it in the TV?

                • Goldfinch60

                  Be careful using ALL those brain cells Orchi.

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you Gold. Yes lol. I mustn't think too much.

                  • Tom Dylan

                    Nice one, Orchi. And a month of Neighbours! Geez! 😀

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you T. Yes, who can bear it?! It's inhuman. lol. Is Bouncer the dog still in it? The best actor in it.

                    • Tristan Robert Lange

                      It's great," Popeye, says. "How's it with you? You know, this reminds me of this show I was once baited to watch...I can't seem to remember it, a rather lengthy and messy show...but, please, don't remind me! 😜 I might swoon!

                      • orchidee

                        Did you see a month of Popeye cartoons? Swoon! lol.



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