Give Us Ya Dough

Give us ya dough, your money, that is

Say some churches

And some never stop asking!

Even St Paul is fair about it

He says it's accepted of what person has

And it doesn't go by what they don't have

We can't give what we've not got

Unless the money grows on trees

Well, it does partly - 

In having paper notes

Dunno about nowadays with the plastic-ey notes

But oh, if ya got plenty of dough

The (unspoken?) message of some places

(Not only some churches)

Is - 'Got cash? Come and join us; you'll soon be broke!'

'Give it to us; all contributions gratefully received'

Is the cliché phrase

All that will be in your purse / wallet

Is them moths escaping from it!

It all goes to me really

I siphon it off - do I? LOL