Try To....

orchidee

Now c'mon Orchi, says Fido to me

Man up, pull ya socks up

And try to read a hot poem or two

Without a swoon or faint

Though I'll hold ya if ya fall

 

Leave ya sheltered life

If only for, say, 74 seconds or so

(Random figure there)

While ya read a poem or two

Be strong now, don't tremble

Keep persevering if ya feel a swoon coming on

 

You can do it!

What do ya think folks? Fido asks you

Will Orchi survive it?!

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Online Online)
  • Published: September 21st, 2025 02:06
  • Comment from author about the poem: Can Orchi do it?! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 30
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  • sorenbarrett

    I thought those 18+ poems were if the author was over 18. Don't tell me they are naughty. And all this time I've been marking mine 18+ (that is when I remember, being my age I have to wait for Fido to bark. A fun read Orchi have fun at the adult book store.

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        You are welcome

      • Doggerel Dave

        Tension mounts............... thought I had the smelling salts somewhere.....

        • orchidee

          Thank you D. lol.

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          I know who can get you through, Orchi...Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah! ⚓️🥬🤣

          • orchidee

            Thank you Spinach, erm Tristan. lol.

          • Goldfinch60

            Let KP read them to you Orchi.

            • orchidee

              Thank you Gold. Yes lol.

            • Tom Dylan

              Another one that made me smile. Nicely done, Orchi.

              • orchidee

                Thank you T.



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