Awww, no invite!

orchidee

Awww, why you not invite me to fusioned poems?

Well, I talked myself out of it

I said - I will only probably contribute rubbish

 

But wait - an invite today! lol.

I dunno what to add to it

Bet I'll muck it up

Say summat off-beam

Nothing of any intelligence

 

A spaceship landed

I was the first person the aliens saw

And said 'No sigh of intelligent life here'

Then dashed back inside the spaceship

And went home again!

 

Or did they see KP first, and say

'Greetings, fellow alien sister of botox fame' 

And decided to stay?!

 

Woof! Don't attempt a Fusion, says Fido to me

But he may have a go at a verse or two!

Heehee

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 28th, 2025 12:53
  • Comment from author about the poem: Are ya a con-fused laddie / lassie?! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 24
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  • Fína Elara 🌙 Petra Patrice

    This piece is playful, whimsical, and humorous I love your playful imagery and self-deprecating humor.
    Interesting and beautifully written.

    • orchidee

      Thank you F.

    • sorenbarrett

      Why Orchi you are made for fusion poems just as salt and pepper are made for the meal. A fun write.

      • orchidee

        Thank you SB. Salt and pepper for me, sewage for KP! lol.

        • sorenbarrett

          Most welcome Orchi

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          You know you want to! LOL! Popeye made me say that! LOL!

          • orchidee

            That dang Popeye gets in everywhere. Does he let Tom or Obi have a say too?! lol.

          • Doggerel Dave

            I can see where this is going - as I await with playful (prayerful?) anticipation for four hundred and thirty five episodes of your mad adventures together with your loyal companion Fido after KP is abducted by aliens.............

            • orchidee

              Thank you D. lol. Why, yes, a good idea there.

            • arqios

              Apparently your friendship status must be active to participate with whomever started the collaborative poem post 🙏🏻🕊️

              • orchidee

                Yes, thank you A.

              • Goldfinch60

                The first words said when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon was "They are here".

                • orchidee

                  Thank you Gold. Did he mean us two, stepping out from the dark side of the moon to greet them?!

                • Tom Dylan

                  Haha! That made me smile! No sign of intelligent life! Bloody hilarious! 😀

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you T. lol.



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