Silvermans Bank of Opertunity

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End quote/Slogan: If you can’t trust a Silverman, who can your trust

Interest rate: 1.55%

Birds tweeting in the background

We then hear a sound of someone flopping down on a park

bench

Person 1: “What’s that?”

Person 2: “My phone.”

1: “No, I mean what's on your phone?”

2: “The First Missouri Bank app.”

1: “You’re still using First Missouri Bank!?”

2: “Yeah… what is it to ya?”

1: “Well, don’t you know you get 1.55% interest at the Silvermans

Bank of Opportunity!”

2: “Oh my God, I didn't know that! Thanks, for that info.”

Narrator: “At Silvermans Bank we prefer everything handled with real,

genuine hands, not some shifty tube monstrosity. We’ll greet you with open

arms and wide, warm, heartfelt smiles all because, well… If you can’t trust

a Silverman, who can you trust?”