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Wishing you all a fantastic Halloween, Guy Fawkes,
Christmas and Happy New Year..
Wishing you all a fantastic Halloween, Guy Fawkes,
Christmas and Happy New Year..
Middle Leg.
Johnny the cricketer was extremely well hung
On this day he found it quite difficult to run.
So, he decided to try and slog the ball instead.
In came the full toss, bang LBW right on his middle leg.
Tobani July 2025.
Sun Never Shone
Alfred was mucking around on the porch.
He suddenly slipped and fell on the torch.
When he landed it went straight in his bum.
Now Alfred can see where the sun never shone.
Tobani July 2025.
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Author:
Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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A fave for the second one Tobani you made me smile and that was enough. A most fun read
Thank you
Most welcome my friend
Happy return, Tobani. You have been missed. Now you are back, don't leave us in the lurch again, please......Notice of absence remains I note - A threat?😊
Thank you
Tobani, these are a riot. The cricket innuendo and the torch gag both hit with perfect timing...witty, cheeky, and full of fun. Well done, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you
Have swooned at the first part! lol.
And - Erm, yes, I wonder if the time would come when someone could see where the sun don't shine! heehee.
Thank you
One good hit, and we see stars 🙂
You made me laugh with your words.
Thank you very much, laughter is always a gift.
Thank you
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