Middle Leg ( Fun )

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Middle Leg.

 

Johnny the cricketer was extremely well hung

On this day he found it quite difficult to run.

So, he decided to try and slog the ball instead.

In came the full toss, bang LBW right on his middle leg.

 

Tobani July 2025.

 

Sun Never Shone

 

Alfred was mucking around on the porch.

He suddenly slipped and fell on the torch.

When he landed it went straight in his bum.

Now Alfred can see where the sun never shone.

 

Tobani July 2025.

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Comments5

  • sorenbarrett

    A fave for the second one Tobani you made me smile and that was enough. A most fun read

  • Doggerel Dave

    Happy return, Tobani. You have been missed. Now you are back, don't leave us in the lurch again, please......Notice of absence remains I note - A threat?😊

  • Tristan Robert Lange

    Tobani, these are a riot. The cricket innuendo and the torch gag both hit with perfect timing...witty, cheeky, and full of fun. Well done, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

  • orchidee

    Have swooned at the first part! lol.
    And - Erm, yes, I wonder if the time would come when someone could see where the sun don't shine! heehee.

    • Poetic Licence

      Thank you

      • Bustillos

        One good hit, and we see stars 🙂

      • Bustillos

        You made me laugh with your words.
        Thank you very much, laughter is always a gift.



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