Middle Leg ( Fun )

Poetic Licence


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How i wish
Humanity and Kindness
Was contagious

Middle Leg.

 

Johnny the cricketer was extremely well hung

On this day he found it quite difficult to run.

So, he decided to try and slog the ball instead.

In came the full toss, bang LBW right on his middle leg.

 

Tobani July 2025.

 

Sun Never Shone

 

Alfred was mucking around on the porch.

He suddenly slipped and fell on the torch.

When he landed it went straight in his bum.

Now Alfred can see where the sun never shone.

 

Tobani July 2025.

  • Author: Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 3rd, 2025 15:31
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 4
  • Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett
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  • sorenbarrett

    A fave for the second one Tobani you made me smile and that was enough. A most fun read



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