....or summat like that, I've lost count!
******
I told ya, I'm not human; or I'm half-human, half guinea-pig
How come they let me in on the 'verify'?
Fido's more human than me
I reckon he's 90% human - heehee.
And as for KP
She's not human
She's just an old trout
(I'm 'orrble to her! lol)
You still human there? Or maybe not?
Are you sure? What % are you sure?
You might be a pink elephant
Or a flying pig
For all we know - or for all you know, as the saying goes
Do shut up now, Orchi, says Fido to me
You're beginning to ramble
And ya know ya start spouting rubbish then
Though sometimes - there's not change there then
No change to when you're in a sensible frame of mind -
But when was the last time that was so?
Probably when dinosaurs ruled the earth
Seeing as ya say Goldfinch and you
Are millions of years old!
Fido knows -
He's the fount of all wisdom
Well, 99% of it anyway!
LOL.
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- Published: October 29th, 2025 10:04
- Comment from author about the poem: A barmy chuckle for midweek - barmy, nutty, potty, etc!
- Category: Humor
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