....or summat like that, I've lost count!
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I told ya, I'm not human; or I'm half-human, half guinea-pig
How come they let me in on the 'verify'?
Fido's more human than me
I reckon he's 90% human - heehee.
And as for KP
She's not human
She's just an old trout
(I'm 'orrible to her! lol)
You still human there? Or maybe not?
Are you sure? What % are you sure?
You might be a pink elephant
Or a flying pig
For all we know - or for all you know, as the saying goes
Do shut up now, Orchi, says Fido to me
You're beginning to ramble
And ya know ya start spouting rubbish then
Though sometimes - there's not change there then
No change to when you're in a sensible frame of mind -
But when was the last time that was so?
Probably when dinosaurs ruled the earth
Seeing as ya say Goldfinch and you
Are millions of years old!
Fido knows -
He's the fount of all wisdom
Well, 99% of it anyway!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A barmy chuckle for midweek - barmy, nutty, potty, etc!
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Orchi your back again with another chuckle and smile good to hear it.
Thank you SB. Some of my jokes may be very old - and corny! lol.
Corn is one of my favorite side dishes and they can't be older than me. You are most welcome my friend
Orchi, this reads like a comic soliloquy from some cosmic play. It’s witty, unhinged, and completely endearing. You turn rambling into art. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛ Oh...and this sounds really good to the meter of 948735272.948735272.948735272.13. Ah-gah-gah-gah-glug-glug!
Agh! If we ever attempted a poem with that format, with that many syllables per line! Well, we could add in a chorus/refrain of several hundreds glugs. lol
Are you related to a coyphew or a coypoo by any chance .. only there was one helluva whiff when I opened this page .. made me larf tho just a little bit😎🐭👍
Thank you N. lol. If folk don't laugh at my humour, I will have to laugh at it myself. Well, maybe nobody else will laugh otherwise! lol.
Wot is it them lols you use actually mean - lolloping outrageous larfs?
LOL - Laugh Out Loud. I suppose it could be LOC - Laugh Out Chuckling; HH - Heehee; or TH - TeeHee.
Note to self: do stop waffling now!
NTS = Note To Self.....oh I wouldn't bother that's too much effort when Self just caries on; Self neva listens, does he?....
Does Fido listen? lol.
Thought he did - according to you (not that means much)
Am I speaking to orchi or Fido?.
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