I sat; upon; an Asda shelf;
to ponder; is life; purpose?
Or; perhaps; just be; lazy;
for I; would do; no worse,
then; an avaricious grab;
denied; my right; to answers,
as I heard; their garish cheer
from them; impure romancers,
with the beep; at the till,
“bucket slave”; my name,
etched like Jack o’ Lantern,
that’s left out in the rain,
but, just a little while,
I was placed indoors,
as they downed; pre-party drinks
turning into whores,
disrespected ghosts,
aspired; to break some hearts,
and dressed up; to advertise; to
men; who play their parts,
no wholesome homage said,
wanted trick and treat,
where grins were; and are the knives
piercing hope; defeat,
tipsy she-cat clutched me,
along with dizzy witches,
by the smell; of punchbowl breath
they could end up in ditches,
flippantly; they staggered out;
like pendulum; I swayed,
making friends with lamppost,
to take away some shade, but then
I saw a hoodie,
representing future,
egging all the windows
thus; him; prospective shooter,
then the obvious happened,
wolf whistles; witches hunted,
and the she-cat; taken too;
hence; I was left; so shunted,
to which; my contemplation,
returned; to me; in gutter,
should; I be; a plastic king;
or should; I never splutter?
Regardless of response,
my question; no one took it,
so; my sad; reality is
echo; in sweet bucket!
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Author:
AuburnScribbler (
Online) - Published: October 31st, 2025 14:19
- Comment from author about the poem: Another bit of surrealism here folks, this time, quite pertinently, a small tale, told from the perspective of a novelty Halloween sweet bucket. Our bucket friend starts off with a thought provoking question, then delves into the ridiculousness child-like excitement of the season, and also mentions disgusting darker underbellies of what can happen, if outrageously clumsy. Sadly, our bucket friend is forgotten about, hence the spilled clipart picture, but I hope that the way in which you hold; and celebrate this particular festival, is both more careful, and more in touch to its original intentions. I hope that you enjoy the poem, Happy Samhain, All Hallows' Eve, Halloween to all, and as always, please do stay safe everyone.
- Category: Surrealist
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