Neighbors the show is finally closing down,
Antipodean excellence of world renown.
No more excuse for a moan from you:
And right from here I hear you shout phew.
From your tears of gratitude I fear I might drown…
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Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Now Orchidee, once those nerves of yours have settled, you can finally give KP the care and attention she really deserves……
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Oh no! The show must go on. At least that is the line. KP could use a little care though. Way to go Dave treat the ladies right.
Don't think so this time, Soren... Though you never can tell - corporate machinations know no bounds, here (or possibly anywhere else).
Wait, is this a goodbye message, in the form of a "take care of KP better" letter to Orchi? I hope not...I do enjoy our interactions, my friend.
I ain'r going nowhere...(oh hell - ignore the double negative). Thought the message would be welcome to orchi as he had expended considerable energy decrying an antipodean marvel I've never seen. I personally am happy with that. However, orchi obviously had an addiction he couldn't break, with resultant declarations and confusions over time. It is my fervent wish that he will be happier from now on.
PS: It was a private letter to orchi, you know...........
Ahhh. Okay! 🤣 Well the, whew! 😅
Clever allusion, did you watch the show much? Or is there another soap opera you're referencing...
Never seen it, though orchi, despite his protestations was obviously glued to the box when it was on.....
Cooeee! I'm not going nowhere either. Which means I'm going somewhere. I won't go. I'll hang around like a .........bad smell?! lol.
They might take me away though, men in white coats. I've seen too much of 'Neighbours'. lol.
You go when they ask - imagine, a roof, a bed and food provided plus a therapy group nine am sharp in the morning....
(I do hope the NHS still provides.....)
How do I get pass the 'verify' on here? I'm not human, well. not fully! lol.
I'm definitely in peril here, any moment I'm going to sea ....quite qwackers.......
am I to assume I may have missed something since I have been away .. tut tut I can't leave you alone for three weeks canine .. Neville
Possibly quite a lot. I try to pop in fairly regularly, pee against a nature piece, deposit a crap somewhere and move rapidly on....
That's funny, cos the shop in the centre has been closing down for forty years, too.
KP says just go into comedy gold cos old father time is still showing.
We need a neighbours spin off now. Something like. Find a neighbour. A neighbour in need, is usually a pest. Must go and explain to the neighbour how I fell through his fence, hate that.
Gotta admit living in a close knit community is not without its little difficulties.....
Seems to me you know what unsettled orchidee and how to solve the issue and settle those nerves. Wow
No, i think what I chose to call nerves is really his random response generator kicking in.....
lol - is that it ? really ?
maybe too busy with preparations for X'mas
I'm wishing you, Orchidee and anyone else an enjoyable Festive Season.
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