there once was an old woman called Kay
who was feeling in an uncomfortable way.
she let out a fart
that was joined with a spark
and blew half her bedroom away!
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Author:
Melvin James (Pseudonym) (
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A great limerick that is a gas. Loved it
LOL obviously you are a natural, chuckling here I think Kay needs a bed for the night! 🤣 🤣 A wonderful Limerick indeed. Melvin the great! 💜
There once was a dog with the flu
Who coughed all over dear sue
She covered it's mouth
as her bra went south
they both ended up in the loo
Ha ha I'm the worst at Limerick but I do love them.
LOL! I guess we could say that poor old Kay was one to avoid that day! Great limerick, my friend! 🤣
chaos wrapped in rhyme.
Love that you didn’t hold back on the… explosive details.
Prob smelled pretty fricken bad eh
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