Up on the Roof

Teddy.15

 
There once was a girl on my roof
who stood there and barked
woof, woof, woof
my neighbours could see 
when she had to pee
but nobody looked when she poo'd 
  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 29th, 2026 03:41
  • Comment from author about the poem: Is that how you spell Poo'd? it's not a word I would generally use 🤣 Another dreadful Limerick 😂 Enjoy!!!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 9
  • Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett, Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    Not an image I would choose to dwell on but a fun limerick none the same. I doubt that there was paper up there and trying to clean oneself with nothing but thin air less than single ply on a roll of despair.

    • Teddy.15

      lol oh I do hope there aren't any holes in my roof! 🤣 💜

      • sorenbarrett

        That gives new meaning to the term shitstorm

        • Teddy.15

          lol or shit hole lol 😂

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          LOL! Thank God nobody but her is walking up on that roof! LOL! 😂

          • Teddy.15

            lol who really knows who is up there? Farting Heck could be there too! 🤣 Thank you my dear Tristan for coming by to my shit 😂 😆 💜

          • Goldfinch60

            Glad I am not on that roof Teddy. 😖😖😖

            Andy

            • Teddy.15

              🤣 me too, you are tall enough to see it from the ground anyway 🌹



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