V1
Beans, beans the musical fruit/
The more you eat, the more you toot/
The more you toot, the better you feel!
So eat your beans every meal!
V2 [?]
Peanut butter and jelly/
Makes them smelly/
Clam chowder makes them louder.
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Author:
Chic George (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Flatulence has been rocking MPS for a while now. Doggerel Dave insisting I post this properly, here you go. Note: my late father and his brother claim all the rights to the second verse. Enjoy.
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Comments1
This seems an echo from my grade school years when such statements were considered cutting edge sophistication. Well done Chic
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