V1
Beans, beans the musical fruit/
The more you eat, the more you toot/
The more you toot, the better you feel!
So eat your beans every meal!
V2 [?]
Peanut butter and jelly/
Makes them smelly/
Clam chowder makes them louder.
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Author:
Chic George (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Flatulence has been rocking MPS for a while now. Doggerel Dave insisting I post this properly, here you go. Note: my late father and his brother claim all the rights to the second verse. Enjoy.
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Comments4
This seems an echo from my grade school years when such statements were considered cutting edge sophistication. Well done Chic
Your grade school year's 'cutting edge sophistication' is what has been lurking around MPS for a while now, Soren........you haven't ignored me have you?🙃
😂 This made me laugh, Missy! Good to see you post, my friend.
Science granting validity to laughter being the best medicine, that's great.
You are out there and free - what a relief that must be, Missy. Thanks for keeping the faith.
Which doctrine did I subscribe to now?!
Regular and free elimination of waste product....
Hahaha!
I've suddenly discovered you are not taking this seriously....
Mayhap that's owing to a quasi "secret": amusement dredges flatulence.
'Dredge'? You are not giving the whole show away, are you? Flatulence will never forgive you....
My farts have the ability to forgive?! Well. I never.
Wot neva farted? Cor blimey - you've got an experience awaiting you. Possibly not the most corporeal experience to be enjoyed, but comes close.... All a matter of situation and context really....
Dear Sir, had the lady never farted, she'd not have known so keenly her lack of purity since hers stink....to high youknowwhat. So there.
There? I have every intention of leaving it there too....I feel my chest tightening...damn, where did I put my puffer?
never knew flatulence could be so inspirational..!!!
Yeah. Thank you.
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