Poetess and The Pussy

Teddy.15

 

A great Poet once told me

“those who have never experienced madness
at least once in their lives, have never lived”
 
so here goes,
one Sunday evening
whilst I was rummaging through a garbage bin down town
looking for a snack

I was tapped on the shoulder
by a cat

he said… “eh up, save something for me”

I replied…
I hate my life; I want to die

to be honest, I can’t believe I shared that with a cat
 
the cat, then replied…
well at least when your gone your gone

 

What about me?


I’ve got eight more fucking lives to live.

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 4th, 2026 02:31
  • Comment from author about the poem: (Satire) A very slight edit on one of my own personal favourite poems. 🌹
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 3
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