There Once Was [Nevermind]

Cheeky Missy



[A limerick by Kole Kat:]

 

 

There once was a man who saw farmers. 

Reaching for one, he farted. 

  • Author: Chic George (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 8th, 2026 12:55
  • Comment from author about the poem: Initially disgusted, now too many years and griefs later, it made me laugh. Enjoy.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 25
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    The video gave a strong message that holds just enough truth to make it funny. Knew a guy once that treated women like that and he had lots of girl friends. One day heard him on the phone with one tell her not to dare hang up on him. After asked him why and he said because I knew that she had to go to the bathroom and he wanted to see how long he could keep her on the phone. A charmer

  • Doggerel Dave

    Fumbling around here terribly… I’m an old sixties folkster : "Johnny's So Long at the Fair" Only within that context can I make any sense when she asks "Oh, Dear! What Can the Matter Be?", and indeed that is my question too…. Wot about the limerick…? Appears to have nearly disappeared up it’s own orifice…. Call me out of touch if you want…

    • Cheeky Missy

      Oh, there's actually a deeper reality afoot, but that's all the more I am free to say presently.

      • Doggerel Dave

        I'm patent....... I'll wait....

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        This actually made me laugh hard, Missy! 🤣

      • Thomas W Case

        Lol. Funny stuff.

        • Cheeky Missy

          That's my brothers for you!



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