For very many years I have been driving,
Driving all over the country in my work,
Driving to our holidays throughout the country.
During that time I’ve had many cars
And all have gone well.
Now I am driving modern cars
The driving is easy,
All the switches and buttons
Now on the cars are confusing
And take a while to understand.
But the latest one is weird,
I just wanted to reverse
And a video came on
Showing a person,
A person being run over.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Online) - Published: February 12th, 2026 02:06
- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of a laugh for Dave. I have seen Jaspar Carrott live on two occasions and cam out or the theatre with my chest aching as I have laughed so much.
- Category: Humor
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