For very many years I have been driving,
Driving all over the country in my work,
Driving to our holidays throughout the country.
During that time I’ve had many cars
And all have gone well.
Now I am driving modern cars
The driving is easy,
All the switches and buttons
Now on the cars are confusing
And take a while to understand.
But the latest one is weird,
I just wanted to reverse
And a video came on
Showing a person,
A person being run over.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: February 12th, 2026 02:06
- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of a laugh for Dave. I have seen Jaspar Carrott live on two occasions and cam out or the theatre with my chest aching as I have laughed so much.
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Good write Gold.
Thanks Orchi.
Your video clip had me laughing Andy and your poem made me chuckle. A fun read my friend
So pleased that laughter came to you soren, thank you.
Andy
You are most welcome Andy
This is a bit of a disappointment actually, Andy. My partner has just bought herself a new car full of all those modern inconveniences in order to chauffeur me around. Got one of those telly screens. But your latest movie hasn't been programmed in yet. Should I ask her to take it back to the dealer?
Sorry about that Dave. Yes get her to take it back to get it fixed, you can see some wonderful places on it. LOL
Andy
😂👍'Good job I've got you for backup and guidance.
Enjoy your humor,😂
Most kind Friendship, thank you.
Andy
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