Cooeee!!!
A quaint British way of saying 'Hello', 'Hi', etc
A mad interlude from me maybe
Until more sensible hymn-poems!
Well, you'll want to know
It's still a madhouse with Fido and KP and me
I'm still 'orrible to her, of course - heehee
Nothing prejudicial
Just me keeping her down a peg or two
Or else she will appear
In EVERY newspaper and magazine
AND on TV and radio too
She'll hang around like a bad smell
Yep, she's still in that kennel
While Fido and I have feasts of food
Roast dinners, luxury items, all sorts
While Fido tosses his old bones to her
It's very 'naughty' really!
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A nutty interlude - or for a while!
- Category: Humor
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Ah Orchi preaching hymns and throwing bones not much different than the common Sunday in church. Another good read my friend there must be quite a bone pile out back.
Thank you SB. Oops, not preachers chucking old bones to the congregation - metaphorically, of course!
Thanks Orchi I had not thought of that until you mentioned it but if it fits wear it they say. Could be Ezekiel in the valley of dry bones. You are most welcome my friend
About the only bit of Ezekiel that folks remember - me included sometimes too! Well, it can be a bit monotonous or 'dry' reading in parts. Or at least, not a well-read Old Testament book.
And yes - if the cap fits, wear it, as they say. KP has a cap with some words on it: 'Sewage for dinner now and always!' lol.
Well done, your poem presents a humorous tone. a dog named Fido, and another character referred to as KP. It reflects on themes of jealousy, competition for attention, and the playful banter that exists within the context of their interactions.
Thank you F. It's a UK celebrity - can you guess who (KP)? She's my wife, so I say! Horrid, always in papers, on TV, etc, about something! And my talking dog, Fido. lol. She looks trout-like, due to too much botox!
I can tell your getting on...
It's been illegal to keep your wife in a kennel, since 1966.
The same doesn't apply to husbands, I believe.
Thank you 2. Oh no! She'll read this and put me in the kennel. lol.
Yep, in the dog house.
Not sure if that is a yellow lab or an English Cream Golden, but my daughter has the latter and that doggie's face looks very similar. Just thought I would glug...um...share. LOL! Orchi, this made me laugh… properly laugh. The playful mischief in it is unmistakable. It’s cheeky without being cruel, and that tone carries it. A fun detour my friend. Glug on, says you know who. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️
A glugging thank you T.
Your glugcome, my friend.
Fun words Orchi.
Andy
Thank you Gold.
It's nice to see the madhouse is still going strong!!!, enjoy that roast, enjoyed the read
Thank you PL. lol.
You're welcome
People read this rubbish, ya know! lol.
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