Garbage!

Now this might be 'Garbage Poem No. 73836593'

Or summat like that - I've lost count!

Fido interviews me:

'Does it take long to write these sorts of poems?

'Nope, no time at all hardly

Just a continuous flow of rubbish!'

'Does it take much brain-power and through

To write 'em?'

'Nope, hardly any at all

But I only have 3 brain cells anyway!'

'And you still being 'orrible to KP?'

'Yep, gotta be consistent

Keep her down a peg - or three - or ten!'

'Does anyone actually read your nonsense?'

'Yep, though each time they waste

About 23 seconds per poem

Time that can never be recovered

Reading utter garbage!'

'You write them on purpose, don't you

Just to waste people's time?'

'Yep, of course!'

End of interview with my talking dog.

LOL.