(Verse1)
Tanked up nice and early
Yeah he's sinking quite a few
Snake bites and Stella Artois
It's just what rowdy lads do
Leering at the women
Like a lechy slimy twat
If girls don't like attention
Why they dressing like that?
The Heckler
(Verse 2)
Deaf to simple reasoning
Blind to simple logic
Now wokeness in punk music?
He's finally fucking lost it!
'Cos the heckler doesn't care
He doesn't understand
He didn't read the room
He don't care much for the band
The Heckler
(Chorus)
The heckler hates multiculturalism
All he does is complain
His own pathetic life is shit
He needs someone to blame
(Verse 3)
Empathy and critical thinking
Aren't qualities of mine
Fuck your left wing virtue!
And fuck Palestine!
I hang flags from every lamppost
What are you gonna do?
I'm influenced by echo chambers
I deep throat GB news
The Heckler
(Verse 4)
It's not easy being patriotic
'Cos I tell it like it is
Someone's got to protect
Are women and are kids
What's wrong is wrong
And what's right is right
Just ask my wife who's
Nursing a fat lip tonight
The Heckler
(Chorus)
The heckler hates multiculturalism
All he does is complain
His own pathetic life is shit
He needs someone to blame
(Verse 5)
It's all about religion
It's all about race
Grow a spine you lefty cunt!
I'll wipe the smile from your face!
We purge the land of grooming gangs
'Cos Yaxley tells us so
When they turn out to be white
Then we don't want to know
The Heckler
(Verse 6)
The band have had enough
The bouncers kick him out the door
Much to the joy of the crowd
Who cheer and applaud
Fine with war crimes
On Palestinian land
Now he's outside crying
With his head in his hands
The Heckler
(Chorus)
The heckler hates multiculturalism
All he does is complain
His own pathetic life is shit
He needs someone to blame
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Author:
Syd (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Context - This is written from experience. I saw a live band roughly four weeks ago and there was a heckler who eventually got thrown out, so I wrote about it. The band were against hate, condemning the political group Reform UK and against genocide, just decent human beings really. Original lyrics, AI generated music. The video is AI stills put together manually. Thanks for stopping by.
- Category: Short story
- Views: 10
- Users favorite of this poem: Demar Desu - 德马尔·德苏, Doggerel Dave
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Comments3
Most identifiable unfortunately all too common most being uneducated and of low intellect but some more dangerously being bright and educated as well as (highly religious) Well written
Hi Sorenbarrett, it's good to know I'm good company. I'm glad you like this piece and the piss taking nature I've applied to it. I agree with your comment too.
Much appreciated - Syd
You are most welcome
i would love to hear this in music form
Hi Demar, just press play on the YouTube video I made. Just below the cover image above the poem.
Thanks for stopping by. Appreciated 👍
- Syd
this goes fucking hard
Thank you. Feel free to share it, or subscribe if you wish. I have others that aren't laden with expletives 😂
I appreciate your support.
i thought it was you the whole time, I'll be honest i'm not a fan of A.i music but I enjoy punk music so it really fooled me LOL
Yeah I'm just a writer unfortunately, but because of the wonders of modern technology I can finally hear my lyrics come to life.
Thanks for checking it out anyway.
- Syd
Thanks for that, Syd – seen (from a distance and the further the better) a couple during the course of a long and chequered life.
Great write.
Not a bad ending really – he got chucked out. Unfortunately he has probably joined a fascist boys club by now.
But the ones I fear are the totally silent ones – those you never hear from until it is too late…
Cheers Dave, yes I agree. I'm glad you enjoyed this one and unfortunately you can also relate.
Thanks for stopping by.
Appreciated - Syd
I relate far too well. Your piece was a comprehensive catalogue of the attitudes hanging off Boofhead, worth future reference, hence the fave.
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