I FELT SORRY
I felt sorry for the tetrapod vertebrate
when I was informed of the poor creatures fate
for it seems he's lost his powers of seduction
having contracted reptile dysfunction.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
Offline) - Published: April 1st, 2026 03:13
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Well written. Your poem humorously addresses the concept of "reptile dysfunction," which serves as a metaphor for loss of vitality and desirability in life. It highlights the fragility of life and attraction through a whimsical take on the struggles of a fictional "tetrapod vertebrate.
Thank you sp much - I do appreciate your kind comments as I do with those of all the 'regulars' - it makes the posting so worthwhile. - I feel so guilty that I don't have time to post in depth reviews of others but i do my best.
I love this play on words on a day that promotes tom foolery. A fun read Michael and a fave By the way I wonder if this fossil has a hard on.
He's a big softy - 😂😂
No wonder he is no longer around
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