I search for an old song
One my mother used to play
On a crackling 78
It was called "A perfect day "
I found a modern version by someone I hadn't heard
His name was Loudon Wainwright the third
The song was appropriate, but what came next
Made me consider the hair on my chest
I wish I was a Lesbian!
What a cracker of a song
Made me think of my wife
And how we get along
I would share it if I could
But I don't know how?
I sent it to my wife, she had a laugh
Call it a catchy tune!
The avenues he takes me
Keep me amused...
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Good write 2. I went down a dead-end. Is that similar to an avenue?! lol.
Not sure? Just need to avoid those dead ends!
Well, avenues have trees (usually). The dead end had trees, so I thought it was an avenue. lol.
You made me smile on this one and the smile will carry me through the day. thank you for that
It tickled me, especially because my wife had similar sentiments!
Give us a link, please.
That's the thing, I don't know how? It is on YouTube.
Loudon Wainwright-I wish I was a Lesbian
Found him and song on You Tube, but is wasn't very clear and without subtitles (my hearing sometimes isn't up to much) however it doesn't take much to send me down a rabbit hole there, ...banned songs through the centuries... and...
Enjoy your humor.
I do.
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