Con-Fusion

orchidee

Oh no! I've done a Fusion poem titled 'Fibonacci'

But it seems I've made it so complicated

That no one hardly has visited it

Except Goldfinch - 

He and I have had millions of years to visit it

So we say - we're very old!

 

Have a look in

See if you can make head or tail

Of what I'm waffling on about

It's said - 'If all fails, read the instructions'

But if ya read mine

Ya may be even more confused

I've used about 100 words, when about 10 might do

 

Yep, have a look in

Write any old rubbsih!

But it must have certain number of syllables

For each line

Else Fido will bark at ya!

 

He says to you all - 

Oh, don't mind Old Orchi

Just humour him; he's very eccentric!

Heehee.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 16th, 2026 02:23
  • Comment from author about the poem: Havea look at my Fibo-wotsit fusioned poem if you wish. It's gone into the 'developing' section, I think. It could develop into a load of rubbish. lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 38
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, GenXer Sharon 🙏🍀
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  • sorenbarrett

    I must have gotten left out of the loop. Those numbers just keep popping up and round and round we go in fractals good write Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. It went into 'developing', so probably no one saw it! Doh!

      • sorenbarrett

        Most welcome my friend

      • arqios

        Mariachi? 🙏🏻🕊️

        • orchidee

          Thank you A. lol.

          • arqios

            Welcome O🙏🏻🕊️

          • Doggerel Dave

            Fibbers? why do you want to collect fibbers?

            • orchidee

              Cos I can't say Fibbonacci after a whisky or ten! lol.

              • Doggerel Dave

                Bet the ten wouldn't just make you warm and dreamy; take advice from one who's been there and done that many many many moons ago - the moon has completely disappeared by then, as has the rest of the world.

              • Friendship

                Great story, enjoy your humor

                • orchidee

                  Thank you F. lol.

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  Orchi…that shift from the crackling past into something completely unexpected is what hooked me. It’s subtle, but it carries the whole piece forward without trying too hard. Nicely done—

                  …oi be…did Wan Ken just walk through the back of this comment? And Wimpy’s asking who’s paying? I’m losing control of the room here… 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

                  ...and from somewhere deep below..

                  *glug*

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you T. The glugs are driving us nutty! And not only Popeye. There's the whole lot of them - Obi, Ol' Tom, ...... We can't keep up with their antics! lol. And what ARE we talking about? WCAT of course.

                  • Goldfinch60

                    I have written a new fibs poem today orchi.

                    Andy

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you Gold.

                    • Thomas W Case

                      Good stuff.

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you T.

                      • GenXer Sharon 🙏🍀

                        Fusion poem? Where’s my invite? Lol

                        • orchidee

                          Thanks GS. Doh! I made it open to everyone. So... that's why no one's contributed hardly - didn't get a message about it.

                        • NafisaSB

                          Enjoying the humor which is sorely needed in today’s world

                          • orchidee

                            Thank you N.

                          • Shaunmatthewcpoetry

                            Funny piece, very nice!

                            • orchidee

                              Thank you SM.



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