It was an instant affair
Lust at first sight
He gave it his all
Lasted all night
She watched him go
Marked him an eight
Gave a slight grin
As her fingers slid in
Shower and fed
Work for the dead
Tonight, someone new
Speak dirty
Just screw
Gave him a five
For being alive
Left in no doubt
As she threw him out
She sighed with a grin
As the love wand slid in
What does a girl have to do
To get a decent screw
Told him straight
Hold tight, please wait
What does he do
Wasn’t even worth a two
Opens her drawer
To her comfort and joy
The wonder boy
Go down, stop
Okay you’ve reached the spot
What are you doing
Not a lot
Not even worth a mark
Thrown to the sharks
Opens her drawer
Rubs in some cream
Pops in some eggs
Let's out a scream
Starts to dream
He’s shaped like a dildo
Packs his own cream
No batteries required
Where has he been
Finally, found her man
Ten out of ten
Thank you, god, Amen
Wakes up with a smile
But just for a while
Ah, well, great for a time
She sighs with a grin
As her fingers slid in.
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Author:
Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (
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- Category: Erotic
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Comments3
Your poem aims to critique the superficiality of contemporary relationships, highlighting the search for deeper fulfillment amidst fleeting pleasures. It serves as a commentary on the complexities of sexual identity and the impact of casual relationships on personal satisfaction.nicely done
Wasn't happy when she gave me a 4 for making the coffee.
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Not sure which one here is the sex addict but it works either way. A slip sliden away poem with a slam bam thank ya mam ending. A fun read my friend
Made me tired just reading it...but there you go - nobody's perfect... and being an octogenarian does not mean I have more tentacles with which to help her out...
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