Now this may not be a poem of epic length...
Apologies if ya tuned in to that one
And found it a real shortie! lol.
Now here's one - a repeat poem
But how will you know if it is?
Here's the first verse of it
It's got 4,673 verses - or summat like that
Probably all the same
No words in it! lol.
*Silent Poem*
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I wish you'd stop muckin' about, says Fido to me
And write summat sensible
What is this rubbish?!
Though it seems to get ya 'Faves'!
They'll stagger back in amazement
It'll bring on a swoon for them
At your amazing creativity
In writing garbage, utter nonsense
And 'excuses' of poems! LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: More nuttiness for now! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments8
Nicely written, your poem revolves around playful self-reflection on the nature of poetry and creativity, poking fun at the concept of "serious" poetry while embracing the absurd. The poem conveys that not all poetry must be grand or epic; it can also be humorous and nonsensical.
Thank you F. Do you use AI for comments? I don't mind if you do.
Orchi…Fido’s barking about “something sensible,” but Popeye’s over here flexing like this is peak art 😄 I’ve heard both voices…only one gets the glugging award. His name doesn't rhyme with pop or eye. Just saying. 🤣 🔥🕯️🙏🖤
Thank you T. Since when did Popeye do anything but glug?! lol
Orchi I have found that the most popular poems are not the technical greats but the fun ones that the masses love to read. Write for the common man I say. Another fun read my friend
Thank you SB.
It is always a pleasure my friend I look forward to your posts whether hymns (although not religious they brighten the day) or humorous you make the day better my friend
The silent poem with 4673 verses of nothing broke me... LoL.. Nicely written!!
Thank you S. lol. Or it could be how many verses we want it to be. There's no words in any of the verses of course. lol.
Your AI question up top has got me thinking (and that is a phrase which gets poked in here often) you could be an AI too (you would be in good company). For you they decided to avoid the easily recognized formulas and instead incorporate a random nuttiness generator. You have broken the flimsy and sometimes breached barriers at MPS. Now it is one (or perhaps two) in, all in. MPS will become AI poeming to AI and we can all go home to bed.
This great revelation came to me courtesy of you, orchi – many thanks.
Thank you Dave lol. Yes, I sue the nutty version of AI. heehee.
Sue? You do? We're all in the poo!
Sir Orchi NS, a bit Confucius-like, he say: 'When sh.....umthing hits the fan, be sure to be facing the opposite way!' Oops 'use' not 'sue'
Let us not get into the dynamics of the shit and fan again, Orchi. Underneath it all you are a very astute AI , and you can recognise a fellow traveller such as the 'poet' up top there. But it seems that since you are receiving no response from that source, her driver may be in retreat.....
Ohh, I'm too nice - it must be s**t, not s.......... just don't let it hit the fan. Strange business, people chucking it at fans. Hmmm.
Having some fun here
Thank you D. lol. It's a repeat - but how will poets know?! lol.
Fun words Orchi but here is a serious video for you https://youtu.be/yoAbXwr3qkg?si=_48HYgelBhGrlnjv
Thank you Gold. I guessed it might be that. I could call this poem 25' 46" or something, depending on how long it takes to 'read' all the non-existent verses. lol.
Sometimes I prefer repeats to the new stuff .. just saying on behalf of a ferret ..
Thank you N. Ahh, you liking the non-words poems of mine?! lol.
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