Woof, woofity woof
And a bark bark too!
Growl, growl, if ya not ticking
That 18+ box when you should!
And furthermore -
Bark, bark, woof, woof!
But I said Fido's a talking dog
So he don't only bark!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: From Fido to you!
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Good thing he barks worse than his bite. I have had enough critics bite. Good write Orchi
Thank you SB.
Most welcome Orchi
I am rolling over here Orchi! By the title, I almost thought this was for Doggrel Dave...but okay, nah...just kidding there. Never crossed my mind, I promise Dave.
😂🤣🙃
The whole thing spirals beautifully from playful nonsense into fully self-aware chaos...Fido lecturing humanity, Popeye glugging philosophically in the background, and Scooby absolutely panicking:
“Rikes! Rhat dog can ralk! Rhehehehehehe!”
Meanwhile Popeyeus Glug Maximus Solus just mutters:
“I yam what I yam...an’ the checkbox be checked.” 🤣
This is delightfully unhinged, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
I wouldn't be too sure of your hinges either, matey - didn't know a hound skilled in the art of demolition could use an angle grinder, did yer?🙃
LOL! I was hoping you'd see this Dave! 😂🤣
Thank you T. lol.
Orchi, I'm sure we have had this out before: Fido should only bark when a 'poet' gives their piece of graffiti an18+ and the subject matter is buttercups and roses.
You know..I do concur, Dave! I hate the bait and switch! 🤣
Yes lol.
Woof. Good Fido. 10/10 would tick the box. LOL
Thank you S. lol.
Truly enjoyed 🕊️🙏🏻
Thank you A.
Fun write Fido.
Thank you A.
Like I said, are you alright
I am still taking the tablets - sometimes! lol.
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