A Poem by Fido

orchidee

Woof, woofity woof

And a bark bark too!

Growl, growl, if ya not ticking

That 18+ box when you should!
 
 
And furthermore - 
 
Bark, bark, woof, woof!
 
But I said Fido's a talking dog
 
So he don't only bark!
LOL.
 
  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 8th, 2026 14:43
  • Comment from author about the poem: From Fido to you!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 5
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    Good thing he barks worse than his bite. I have had enough critics bite. Good write Orchi

  • Tristan Robert Lange

    I am rolling over here Orchi! By the title, I almost thought this was for Doggrel Dave...but okay, nah...just kidding there. Never crossed my mind, I promise Dave.

    😂🤣🙃

    The whole thing spirals beautifully from playful nonsense into fully self-aware chaos...Fido lecturing humanity, Popeye glugging philosophically in the background, and Scooby absolutely panicking:

    “Rikes! Rhat dog can ralk! Rhehehehehehe!”

    Meanwhile Popeyeus Glug Maximus Solus just mutters:
    “I yam what I yam...an’ the checkbox be checked.” 🤣

    This is delightfully unhinged, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛



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