A mega poem!

It'll take ya ages to read this rubbish

A poem of mega length - here it is!

Ohh, so on and so forth

Et cetera, et cetera - or etc, but not ect!

And furthermore.....

Carpe diem - I dunno wot it means

I took so long finding out

That when I found out it was night

And no day left to seize! Doh!

It didn't help that I was looking

In a fisherman's annual

Well, I thought it was related to carp

Some species of fish!

How come this nuttiness happens to me?

Woof! Think proper, says Fido

Write summat sensible

Though ya told me

This was gonna be a 5,000 word poem

Here's the rest of the words (some of 'em)

Blah, blah, mumbo jumbo

Waffle and nonsense

All sorts of irrelevances

And nothing in particular

Always use 100 words when 5 will do, I say!

Will you stop this rambling? Says Fido

And take ME for a ramble!

Heehee.