Church Swansong.

Drove into Church this morn

To set up for the hymns;

And their awaiting at the door

A swan waiting to get in.

It joined the congregation

But wouldn’t sing the song,

It must have been a mute you see,

Or might have got it wrong.

It came down to the choir

To listen to the row;

But didn’t like it very much

So left without a bow.

The service neared completion

The plate was passed around,

The swan donated nothing

So it didn’t hang around!