Notice of absence from Tristan Robert Lange
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
click it or ticket
don’t dare drive
while eating a biscuit
drive sober
or—wait for it—
get pulled over
if you drive distracted—
don’t you know it?—
others will be impacted.
and, if you do it all right—
know—you could still
get pulled over tonight.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, June 5, 2026.
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Careless and reckless driving wrecks too many lives. Sobering read. 🕊️🙏
Arqios, thank you, my friend. You're absolutely right that careless and reckless driving wrecks too many lives. Beneath the satire and silliness, that reality is still there. Sadly, so do some laws. Glad it delivered! 🚓🍪🙏🖤
Some laws are too illogical, indeed.
💯 Hands down the case. True story.
A fun and true write Tristan and it seems true for much more than literal traffic. Life itself behaves this way. Been pulled over many times in the distant past. Once three tickets in one day.
a much ignored piece of advise well written
On the road, a mysterious sound - a glug..... lol.
I like the last bit of getting pulled over, and I hope she's hot.
Car drivers keep the country running with the amount of fines they pay.
Mind you, the ones that drive on the motorways at 20 mph, what are they doing.
lol I used to eat my tuna sandwich all the time whilst driving around London 🤣 yes stuff it in lol oh you are very entertaining my dear Tristan. 💜
At first I thought this was playful, but after a second read it's the cell phones here, they stick them up to their mouths to use vocal Wasaap now. I was taught to keep two hands on the wheel. 💜
lol I used to eat my tuna sandwich whilst driving round London, life was fast. A great write which is great satire I say stuff it in, but always with two eyes on the road. 🌹
This is a timely community message.So many pubs around.So many drivers come out of the pub drunk.It is a real problem.My own father was drunk and killed someones dog.He only knew about it when he found blood on the front bumper bar. A clever necessary poem comrade
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