Mary had a little lamb,
Its coat was coloured blue,
And everywhere that Mary went,
It kept going to the loo.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 8th, 2026 01:41
- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun.
- Category: Humor
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Comments8
Oh lol, good write Gold.
Thanks Orchi.
And when that lamb did reappear
Mary was fixed like glue
To see that he was able
To keep his coat of blue
Coz other lambs, well let's face it
would have been covered in poo
What the hell did she feed him?
Surely it wasn't a vindaloo?
🤣 Well I just couldn't help myself. 🌹
Thank for the fun Teddy.
Andy
Thanks for the bit of fun to start the day my friend
My absolute pleasure soren, thank you.
Andy
Most welcome Andy
made me laugh friend
Glad about that Norman, laughter is a great healer.
Andy
so true
I thought it was some shade of green but then that made the little lamb preen.
Preen on Rik, preen on. LOL
Andy
Now then to be tied to Mary really was the pits,
Enuf to give any self respecting lamb the shits.
Being tied to Mary is full of love
And that lamb was taken to above.
Andy
Nah,
"Well since it was Mary wot dyed me blue
I’ll have the witch soon, I’m going to sue."
PS If any of this is in any way relating to YOUR Mary, (It's just occurred to me...)then I must take it all back...
We were speaking with friends the other day and one thing that came into the conversation was Halloween and I said to our friends that I will get Mary's broom out and dust it off. LOL
Andy
Mary really got used, didn't she.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary.
How does your garden grow.
Mary, bloody hard work that's how.
So true Paul, especially in this hot weather. LOL
Andy
Were there loose wherver Mary went 😱🤔🤔lol
Only for the lamb Nafisa. LOL
Andy
that's a big relief then..lol..
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