Discovering

You discovered yet?

Whether you're human or not, that is!

Are some of ya robots

And sneak past that 'verify'?

Is that why they added it?

Cos there was suspicion

Of some poets not being human

And getting on to the site somehow?!

I'm not talking about

My inhuman treatment of KP

That's still gotta happen though

To keep her down a peg - or three

Or she'll get too big for her boots!

When will I be nice to her?

Ohh, for about two minutes in August

That'll be her yearly ration

Of kindness from me!

Though they say to me:

You mysogynist - woman-hater?

Nope, only to her

And it's not actually hate

It's just being 'orrible to her, teasing her, etc

And they say too:

You cad, you bounder, you

You *********

Fido has put his ear plugs in now

So he won't hear all this

In his sheltered life!

LOL.

Why you laugh at your own corny jokes? Fido asks me

I reply: Well, I gotta laugh in case no one else laughs at them!