You discovered yet?
Whether you're human or not, that is!
Are some of ya robots
And sneak past that 'verify'?
Is that why they added it?
Cos there was suspicion
Of some poets not being human
And getting on to the site somehow?!
I'm not talking about
My inhuman treatment of KP
That's still gotta happen though
To keep her down a peg - or three
Or she'll get too big for her boots!
When will I be nice to her?
Ohh, for about two minutes in August
That'll be her yearly ration
Of kindness from me!
Though they say to me:
You mysogynist - woman-hater?
Nope, only to her
And it's not actually hate
It's just being 'orrible to her, teasing her, etc
And they say too:
You cad, you bounder, you
You *********
Fido has put his ear plugs in now
So he won't hear all this
In his sheltered life!
LOL.
Why you laugh at your own corny jokes? Fido asks me
I reply: Well, I gotta laugh in case no one else laughs at them!
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: July 9th, 2026 02:21
- Comment from author about the poem: This includes mad adventures of Orchi, KP, and Fido - to warn those of a nervous disposition! lol.
- Category: Humor
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I think it must have been my suggestion that prompted that check Orchi last year I grew worried when one day I got eight hundred reads and thought I was being attacked by bots so suggested that there be a safeguard put in. I guess it worked because I have not received close to that many reads since. Still can't understand why bots would want to read poetry why people hardly do. A fun read my friend
Thank you SB.
You are most welcome Orchi
I'm laughing as well; be it nervous or full-on laughter🕊️🙏
Thank you A. Who are these people, who laugh at my corny jokes?! lol.
Orchi, I've just received word from Popeyeus Glug Maximus Solus that your annual two-minute kindness quota toward KP has been placed under official review. He remains...glugskeptical. 😂 Poor Scooby's already gone into witness protection, so make sure Fido knows. Ol' Tomás and Oi Be are having a two-legged knitted sock race! You're lucky you're not here...they forgot the sock wasn't the only clothing requirement...and, well, the Baters showed up to film the last final final episode, to be followed by a spinoff called, you guessed it...The Baters. 😱🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol. How do Popeye and Co. find time for all these antics?!
Good fun words Orchi.
Andy
Thank you Gold. lol.
lol 😂 are you human ? One thinks 🤔 you may or may not be. lol 😂
Thank you GS. No when I'm being inhuman to KP. That'll be 23 hours 59 minutes of each day then! lol.
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