Maths Muddle

orchidee

Do you know Al Gebra? - algebra

Or Trigger Nometry? - trigonometry

Is it a horse belonging to Mr Nometry?

Is his owner George - Geo for short - Nometry?

As in geometry

And Mr Ray D. Us? - radius

And Mrs Di Ameter? - diameter

 

We must know these things

They are of major importance

Even though they are on the lines of:

'Now here's a word, or sentence

You don't hear every day!'

 

There's some naughty ones too

But can't tell them in public!

Far worse than mild Bill Stickers or Bill Posters 

Still don't know why they're gonna be prosecuted

What they done?!

Woof! No, says Fido

Deffo 18+ names!

LOL.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 14th, 2026 11:05
  • Comment from author about the poem: I'm in a maths muddle! lol.
  • Category: Humor
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