Maths Muddle

orchidee

Do you know Al Gebra? - algebra

Or Trigger Nometry? - trigonometry

Is it a horse belonging to Mr Metry?

Is his owner George - Geo for short - Mr Geo Metry?

As in geometry

And Mr Ray D. Us? - radius

And Mrs Di Ameter? - diameter

 

We must know these things

They are of major importance

Even though they are on the lines of:

'Now here's a word, or sentence

You don't hear every day!'

 

There's some naughty ones too

But can't tell them in public!

Far worse than mild Bill Stickers or Bill Posters 

Still don't know why they're gonna be prosecuted

What they done?!

Woof! No, says Fido

Deffo 18+ names!

LOL.

 

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Comments8

  • sorenbarrett

    Now that is a fun and creative write my friend they must be a friend of Cal Q Lus of Prob A. Bility a couple of hard heads. A fave my friend

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. Ahh, I forgot Cal and Prob and others.........? lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        Most welcome Orchi I am sure there are several I have forgotten

      • arqios

        Now upped a notch in maths fun🕊️🙏🏻🤩

        • orchidee

          Thank you A. I could end up saying 'Ohhh, 24y + x + 33x - 48c +57d - ffffff' and I wouldn't be meaning algebra! lol.

        • Kevin Hulme

          Makes me laugh when someone is called. 'A stupid Idiot'. Why add the word Stupid. They're an Idiot, so we assume Stupid. There. I'll go and have a lie down after that. Quite worn me out.

          • orchidee

            Thank you K. lol. yes - why not 'Sensible Idiot'? lol. A comedy film had a line 'If you must make a noise, make it quietly!'

            • Kevin Hulme

              Spike Milligan said when he was in the Army, if someone spoke out of turn , the Officer said : 'Silence when you speak to me'. 🤔

            • Cheeky Missy

              You're too fun, dear Sir. Thank you so very much for sharing your most excellent wittiness.

              • orchidee

                Thank you CM. Who are these people who read this rubbish?! lol

                • Cheeky Missy

                  Dunno.

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  Orchi, you've done it now. Poor Mr. Ray D. Us has been arrested by Inspector Geo Nometry for aiding and abetting Al Gebra...while Scooby has wisely invoked his right to be held by...Ol' Tomas. Shaggy two-timed him yesterday. 😂 I suspect Popeyeus Glug Maximus Solus funded the whole curriculum anyway...provided everyone passed Spinach 101 with honors. Glorious silliness, my friend. 🌯🚪☯️🙏

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you T. lol. I have amended it to Mr Geo Metry (geometry). Otherwise it would be Mr Geo Nometry (geonometry) - what is that? Only Popeye and Fido, and Scooby, know! lol.

                  • Doggerel Dave

                    Ms. Phasis marched through your poem beating a drum. Emily Phasis, or Em for short..... or long....or any which way you want to pitch it...

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you D. Dave. Bit of algebra there from me? lol. Is your surname 'Dave'? Never known anyone with a first name of Doggerel before. lol.
                      And do you know Ms Phasis?

                    • Neville


                      Nice one .. Neville

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you N. lol.

                      • NafisaSB

                        Defy definitions indeed 🤔bravo

                        • orchidee

                          Thank you N. loll

                          • NafisaSB

                            Keep the ball rolling 😁



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