There I was driving along the road
And there in front of me were two loos,
Two loos on a lorry .
I needed to go
But couldn’t catch them
As they were going along the road.
I should have caught them
As they were my loos,
They were Andy Loos.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 18th, 2026 01:09
- Comment from author about the poem: Andy Loos is a company in the Midlands that supply portable toilets.
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Oh lol, good write Gold.
Thanks Orchi.
humorous piece lol
Thank you Norman.
Andy
most welcome
Clever. a fun read
Thank you soren.
Andy
We watched the biopic, boy did they live it up. 🕊️🙏🏻
Thank you Rik.
Andy
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