You Will Never Shit Gold if You Never Let Yourself Shit Shit

never be

I've begun thinking that if one wants to write, they just gotta write; you wanna shit gold?—first you gotta let yourself shit shit. Every shit you take lets you develop into a better shit taker; so you wanna shit gold? Go shit some shit and work out what you liked about the pile of defication that was your last write. Personally, and I do believe that it is because of brain damage, I am more of a flow of consciousness shiter; but at least I let myself shit. I'd like to read your shit; now make it stinky.

  • Author: never be (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 19th, 2026 16:06
  • Comment from author about the poem: If you wanna shit gold; you first got to let yourself shit shit.
  • Category: Reflection
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  • sorenbarrett

    A most interesting view where one used to say garbage in garbage out.

  • Friendship

    nicely said

  • Demar Desu

    Let me take a wizz first

  • Tristan Robert Lange

    This is disgusting, ridiculous, and genuinely excellent advice, my friend! Writers improve by producing work, examining the wreckage, and returning to the porcelain page wiser than before. Now please light a match! 🤣💩🖤🙏



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