Notice of absence from Tristan Robert Lange
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
I have a diagnosis,
If you please—
Better sit down,
Hold the cheese—
The prognosis ain’t great,
Hear that wheeze?
Don’t you speak
Or move, better freeze,
You seem to have contracted
Mouth, Ass, and Foot Disease.
You had better leave—
Set our minds at ease.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, July 21, 2026.
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lol I know who I'd aim this prognosis at if I was the author, 🤣 excellent hilarious and I'm pleased to say I've never had this one yet, maybe it will spread 😂 but I hope not. 🌹
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