Now look here, says Fido to me
What you doing knowing big words?
Words of, oh, more than two syllables
Such as 'erudite'
That you included in a comment on a poem!
And that hippo word
Goldfinch knows it.......
You're stuck at supercalafraga-wotsit
You knows it
It takes too much ink for me to spell it all out for ya
And I'll waste about 5 seconds typing it out
But now I've spent more time than that
Explaining it to ya!
Take it easy, Fido says to me
No too much thinking of long words
Cos ya only got 3 brain cells to play with!
I leave most things to Fido
Cos he knows 99% of what there is to know
I'm the guy in that song: 'I, I who know nothing'
No change there then!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A bit more humor - or humour. Where' the 'u's gone?! lol.
- Category: Humor
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I used to argue with my dog but I always lost. Good one Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
You are very welcome Orchi
They choose us, we are their people. 🕊️🙏🏻
Thank you A.
Most welcome O 🕊️🙏🏻
nicely written
Thank you F.
Now look here, Orchi...if you know nothing, Fido knows everything, and Goldfinch knows the hippo word, who is supervising Popeye and Mr Hunt's tomato paste factory, now producing Glug Paste? This entire organization is one oversized vocabulary word away from complete collapse. WCAT indeed! 🤣🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol. Now look here, says Fido - who is 'faving' this rubbish that Orchi writes? Sometimes it gets more faves than his sensible stuff. lol.
What on earth is glug paste? Deffo WCAT!!
Funny stuff.
Thank you T. It's nutty! lol.
You and Fido are an inseparable and unique team for sure😁
Thank you N. lol.
Enjoy 😊
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