I who know nothing.....

Now look here, says Fido to me

What you doing knowing big words?

Words of, oh, more than two syllables

Such as 'erudite'

That you included in a comment on a poem!

And that hippo word

Goldfinch knows it.......

You're stuck at supercalafraga-wotsit

You knows it

It takes too much ink for me to spell it all out for ya

And I'll waste about 5 seconds typing it out

But now I've spent more time than that

Explaining it to ya!

Take it easy, Fido says to me

No too much thinking of long words

Cos ya only got 3 brain cells to play with!

I leave most things to Fido

Cos he knows 99% of what there is to know

I'm the guy in that song: 'I, I who know nothing'

No change there then!

LOL.