A confused laddie!

Now - for a change

A short poem from me

Not using 500 words when about 5 will do!

Now, what to write about

Erm, perhaps, maybe, possibly, not sure, don't know....

I'm a confused laddie of what theme to choose

Shall I, shan't I - include this, or include that

Or maybe include both this and that

'Stop!' says Fido; 'Time's up'

'That's the limit of your word count

Though you've said hardly anything of worth

This rubbish must cease right here!

People can't afford

To keep wasting about 23 seconds reading this stuff

You've gone over the word limit

I can't even finish this sen........' [sentence]!

LOL