A bit of French?

Now I never was very good at languages

Here's what sounds like a bit of French

French to me anyway!

Nope, not a repeat of that F, F, F, and F poem

When I have to add

'Pardon my French!'

But a tale of when I forgot

To add water to my whisky, gin, whatever...

That made it difficult for me to saysh

Any tongue twistersh that have a lot of 's' words

After a ginsh or threesh - or tensh!

I couldn't shay properly:'

'Sheesh shells shee shellsh on the shee-shoresh'

Or stuff like that

Oh, and neither could I saysh:

'The sixth sheikh'sh sixth sheepsh is sicksh'

Have to ask me to translate

If you're not fluent in French!

LOL. (Hic!)

'Put the gin down' says Fido!